Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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