this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Randomize
