Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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