She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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