Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
he fucked my hip out of place.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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