I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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