normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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