made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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