Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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