Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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