Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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