Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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