When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said โEat Freshโ while his GF was with him. FML
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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