your thong is hanging out like whoa
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
it's great music for shaving your balls
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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