So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.