why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I need help removing her.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend