I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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