We need to rekindle our bromance
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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