seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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