Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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