Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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