i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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