You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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