come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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