But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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