Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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