In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
This baby is an asshole
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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