roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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