he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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