ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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