I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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