do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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