y did u give ur computer a hand job?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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