You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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