No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
