I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Randomize
