dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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