I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
a search helicopter?!
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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