So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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