How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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