Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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