You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
