So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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