Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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