I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
It's never too late to be topless.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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