It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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