I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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