But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Michael Bay diarrhea
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She bit a glass in half.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
