Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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