her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize
