the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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