loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
now i know why i became what i already was.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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