ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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