oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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