school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Found the puke drawer
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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