fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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