No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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