I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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