Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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